maybe if i had big tits?

i hope i won`t disappoint my swedish customers too much....but larrys corner will not..i repeat will not...be selling the new cook book by paolo roberto.
a few years ago i had my back shaved at a rock festival here in sweden.
i have a great abundance of back hair and i wanted to share my talent of growing back hair with the rest of the world
i had hoped to get famous
at the time...pamela anderson was at her peak. she was being asked for advice on child rearing, education, food, politcs....you name it and they were asking her so she could share the gospel of pamela.....basically because she had the good sense to be born with big breasts
i admit it...i am jealous....i want the world to ask me my opinions on religion, global warming, sex, bathroom furnishing and god....for the simple reason that i am better than most at growing back hair.
i want to write self help books, give marriage advice, speak to the united nations...because my back has more hair than yours
paolo roberto has written a cook book because he let people slap him silly in a boxing ring.
his grandma was italian...so he has every right to write a cook book.
i don`t get it.