norman bates is lurking in my telephone

by now i hope you are starting to get a feeling for the store
this just ain't the normal kinda of place
god i hate discussions about "normal"
we won't start one here

i have alot of fears and phobias
heights, depths, certain animals, kites, clouds
rooms, corners, people with very pointy noses
my eyes can get teary when i see people with bad underarm sweat
you want a list? email me and we can continue this
no time right now

norman bates is...as always lurking in my phone
he is always there
all i have to do is to pick up the phone and call someone
and he is there with a knife
just waiting
one day....one day i just know it
the bastard is gonna jump out and slice out my brain

that's why i don't like calling people
so in keeping with the usual professional high standards of this place
please...PLEASE
don't ever expect me to call you
we can send msgs, emails, letters, homing pigeons and smoke signals
but i wanna live...so get used to every excuse in the book
phone is dead, i have a sore throat, forgot phone in tibet,
i just won't call ya

sorta makes me feel good to watch a film like
jupiters wife
i have a sister!!!
i guess we are all a bit crazy...and "normal" in our own unique ways
i am probably the most normal me there is
and if i am crazy
it's for my baba