i want my stomache of 2007 back!

my baba comes from rome
sorta cool...we live here in stockholm
i come from detroit
baba comes from rome
we got it all covered...the beauty of stockholm
the history of rome
the slums of detroit
the circle is round

we spent new years in rome
what an amazing place
funny how it took until now to get discovered
by me

i am a little slow

the story quickly...in as few words as possible..if that is possible
at the airport...both my baba..and my darling daughter channa realized
that they didnt have passports...and their id was not enough to get on the plane with
they had to go home and looks for passports and go to embassies and go nuts
noah and i went to rome
spent a day with babas mom
babas mom speaks not a word of english
my italian is worse
babas mom talks non stop
next day they arrived...we had a blast
found out that jews in rome
they eat sheeps brains
gimme back my foreskin!!!

sheeps brains...they might be as uneatable
as THE SHAGGS..philosophy of the world is unlistenable
altho more so
the shaggs...they won't make you vomit

new years eve we walked to the colluseum
half way there...baba said she wasn't feeling good..so she and her mom went home
me and the kids went to the colluseum to celebrate new years with 250,000 happy romans
baba called and said she was vomiting..and she hadn't eaten sheeps brains
the celebration at the colluseum was amazing
at 12:01 channa said she had to pee
we were in the middle of 250,000 happy partying romans
after 45 minutes of pushing shoving screaming..holding it in
we found an empty street for channa to pee on...or is it in?
don't know why...but reminds me a bit of niagara
beyond the pale
i have a feeling she would've peed in the crowd

we survived
now home for a week
and both my baba and i
have the stomache flu
2008 is starting out
pretty much
as a normal year in my life
enjoy