pernilla august....now i want your money!!

i am known to be many things
we won't list them all now
one thing that never seems to make the list
the list of things i am
is that i am a good businessman
actually...my goal for 2008
one of the many
is to be able to title myself
larry the pretty damn mediocre businessman
a step in the right direction
if and when i do that
maybe i won't scare away customers
like i scared off pernilla august

i really don't know one kändis from another
as for actors...after donald sutherland, elliot gould and jane fonda...i sorta lost touch
i would hopefully recognize steve buscemi
that's about it

few years ago...pernilla august was in the store when i had the store in varberg
i had no idea who pernilla augsut was
a friend was in the store...she whispered to me..larry...there is a kändis here
i whispered back...yeah? who?
she slowly pointed her nose in the direction of a woman looking at some pretty cool films
oh said i....who is she?
pernilla august i was told
oh i said....who is she?
she was in star wars i was told
wow...even i have heard of star wars
i felt obliged to introduce myself to a kändis in varberg
hi...i am larry..and i heard that you are a kändis
i scared the shit out of her
i am good at that
i saw that she had a film in her hand
don't remember which film it was...but it came from an amazing place in stockholm klubb super 8....more about them in a second
i had my price...and i knew how much it went for in stockholm
my price was a bit on the high side if i am honest
i didn't feel right selling something with a bad price
to a kändis who lived in stockholm
what if she went home..and found the film at a big stockholm store
and got angry at me and went to the kvällstidningar and told sweden that i ripped her off
i couldn't let that happen
so i simply told her the truth
that my price was too high and she could go back to stockholm and buy the film for cheaper..i even gave her the address of the store
if pernilla august ever needs to audition for a new star wars film
and needs to express shock or fear of a madman
she just needs to remember her face just then
i took the film from her and told her to buy something i could go to sleep not worrying about her paying too much for
now...now i have gone thru all the films here and the prices are ok
and stockholm is so damn expensive so i gotta worry more about selling than what star wars kändisar gonna think of me
only one who really truly matters when the day is done
is my baba
this klubb super 8...they put out some amazing films..and rickard...the main man....is quickly becoming one of my favorite people on this planet
drrapå kul grej på väg till götet is just one of the many classic swedish cult films these people have put out....i am hopefully gonna have the whole collection.
and to a good price
welcome back any time pernilla