spaghetti, apple, breakfast and dieting with my baba

my baba is pretty unique
she is this beautiful woman from italy
here in sweden doing her phd work in epedimiology
say that word fast after a few drinks
damn..say it fast without any drinks
anyhows...baba is pretty damn unique
when we first met, she played a song for me
i plotzed it was so good
asked her where i could get 5 copies for the store
she said there were no copies...before she decided to do phd work in a hard to pronounce subject
she had studied singing in rome
she is amazing

yet in one way..my baba is pretty much like most women
she thinks
she is fat
now as i see my baba
she is just my baba
skinny, fat, round, square, oval or pyramid shaped
don't matter at all to me
i just see her as
my baba

so now we are on a diet
the low carb zone diet
don't ask
it is a pain
the food is tasty as hell
once it gets made
but finding a damn recipe that doesn't contain
anything but air...it ain't easy my friends
no this, no that, no of the other stuff...and no way can we have that in the food
i lose calories just planning the evenings meal

AND SHE ISN'T EVEN FAT!!!

tonight i will try to make salmon with blackberries and ginger and salsa
but she can only look at the salsa....looking is ok
i am getting hungry
looking around the store...i see food
i see
spaghetti nightmares not scary food book..but a wonderful book all about italian horror films

i look more and i see
breakfast with hunter ..and i am sure that hunter s thompson ate whatever he damn well wanted to eat

an apple a day: more pop-psyche sounds from the apple era 1967-1969 contains no calories and will probably get you moving and burning off a few....so we are ok there

love is
a low carb diet with the worlds best baba