a tant came yesterday

a tant came yesterday
hon såg inte alls ut som en tant who would uppskatta the affär
she looked a bit vilsen ut if you know what i mean
först trodde jag att hon ville klaga about something
men i am pretty oskyldig and i really couldn't think of a thing a vilsen looking tant could klaga about
she asked me if she could fråga mig en sak
of course i said friendly affärsmassigt...fråga gärna

she looked in her vilsen inte klagande way at me and said
var finns klädaffären som låg här?
i said...it has been gone for a few years now...inte säkert men kanske 4-5 år nu

she looked sadly at me
she looked sadly and said
jag lämande ett tyggstycke här och undrade om den fanns möjligen kvar

i looked at her with sort of big..what the hell eyes and i said
jo visst...jag tror den finns kvar...men den kanske finns under högen där..högen med tusentals cds o dvd filmer o sånt...du får gärna titta..men kom ihåg att allting är alfabetiserat and i need it in order when you are done

no i didn't
i was honest
with as serious an ansikte one can have when one is answering dagens most stupid fråga
i told her that there was no tyggbit kvar
why?
varför was i so damn ärlig?
it wouldv'e been fun seeing the tant ordna alla mina filmer o cds
i think i couldv'e lived with the skuldkänslor
maybe anställt henne till slut

sometimes i really truly believe
we must fight stupidity with all the medel vi har
niceness only makes them believe that they can be stupid igen och igen
maybe..maybe if we in a nice way
treated stupid questions and stupid people
stupidly
maybe..maybe maybe maybe
we could bli av med de
vem vet?
i need some falter bramnk reflux
i need some falter bramnk...and my baba
and some damn good frågor